hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much
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Yup. I’m in the skeleton coaster some mornings. My mother is usually in the other one.
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walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle
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u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her
I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.
okay but you were right
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You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we’d all get together and kill everyone in charge
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Can you imagine getting roasted this hard by your elementary schooler’s english project?
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